May 30, 2014
Written by:
William Reid
Fun Facts:
- This is a revised version of the song Hoofdachest, released after the original song and album.
- The instrumental of the original song was repurposed in 2016 for the song Kickstarter which was used to promote the Tower Unite Kickstarter.
- This song was featured on Equestria Daily around the time of release.
Lyrics:
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When I was young,
We had concrete jungles under the sun
Zombie, ADD, and deranged,
And come to think of it, nothing's changed
How could I be so simple and ignorant, a little kid
I told them that I'd rather die,
But one look at the TV and I was instantly...
Mesmerized,
Mesmerized,
Mesmerized,
Mesmerized,
Mesmerized,
Mesmerized,
Mesmerized,
Da da badada daa, Dada da dada da dada da-
My landlord put me out on the street,
And the love of my life broke up with me,
And my family put me in therapy,
So I could be everything I couldn't be,
But I'm still watching Wonderbolt Academy,
And every single episode of MLP,
Quite frankly everything's gone to shit,
And I ain't even a little bit tired of it
Hoof da chest in time,
You feel it when you got a good working rhyme
(The never ending inspiration of)
Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie,
TS, Applejack and Fluttershy
Dance with me, turn on the TV,
We'll never ever ever start growing up
(Hoof da chest in time)
(Hoof da chest in time)
(Hoof da chest in time)
(Hoof da chest in time)
(Hoof da chest in time)
(Hoof da chest in time)
(Hoof da chest in time)
(Hoof da chest in time)
It's always butterflies and blue skies (yeah yeah)
But sometimes it's dark sides and parasprites
These ponies came along and turned all the right into wrong,
Everyone thinks it's just another stupid song
So I put my hands all the way up into the air,
'Cause honestly, I don't care
I don't care
I don't care (Care)
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
I don't care
Hoof da chest in time,
You feel it when you got a good working rhyme
(The never ending inspiration of)
Dash, Rarity, Pinkie Pie,
TS, Applejack and Fluttershy
Dance with me, turn on the TV,
And we'll never ever ever start growing up
Dance with me, turn on the TV,
And we'll never ever ever start growing up
Dance with me, turn on the TV,
And we'll never ever ever start growing up
(Humming/scatting)
I don't care, I don't care
I don't care, I don't care